Like much of the rest of the world, you may be under the impression that Las Vegas has evolved from an adults-only fantasyland into a vacation destination suitable for the entire family. The only explanation for this myth is that Las Vegas was referred to as "Disneyland for adults" by so many and for so long that the town became momentarily confused and decided it actually was Disneyland. Some of the gargantuan hotels then spent small fortunes on redecorating in an attempt to lure families with vast quantities of junk food and a lot of hype. They now vehemently deny that any such notion ever crossed their collective minds, and, no, they don't know how that roller coaster got into the parking lot.
To put things simply, Las Vegas makes money -- lots and lots of money -- by promoting gambling, drinking, and sex. These are all fine pursuits if you happen to be an adult, but if you haven't reached the magical age of 21, you really don't count in this town. In any case, the casinos and even the Strip itself are simply too stimulating, noisy, and smoky for young kids.
Older progeny may have a tolerance for crowds and the incessant pinging of the slot machines, but they will be thoroughly annoyed with you when casino security chastises them if they so much as stop to tie their shoelaces anywhere near the gaming tables. Since you can't get from your hotel room to the parking lot without ambling through a casino, you can't reasonably expect a teenager to be in a good mood once you stagger outside. And those amusement parks and video halls that haven't yet been purged are very expensive places to park your kids for an afternoon or evening, assuming they are old enough to be left unsupervised.
Nevertheless, you may have a perfectly legitimate reason for bringing your children to Las Vegas (like Grandma was busy, or you were just stopping off on your way from somewhere else), so here are some places to take the children both on and off the Strip.
Circus Circus has ongoing circus acts throughout the day, a vast video-game-and-pinball arcade, and dozens of carnival games on its mezzanine level. Behind the hotel is the Adventuredome, detailed below.
Excalibur also offers video and carnival games, plus thrill cinemas and free shows (jugglers, puppets, and so on).
At Caesars Palace, the Race for Atlantis IMAX ride is a thrill for everyone in the family. Animated talking statues in the Forum Shops are also a kick, while kids should also be wowed by clamoring around inside the giant moving Trojan horse outside FAO Schwarz. They may also like to poke around in the shops and marvel at the Atlantis fountain show.
Star Trek: The Experience deserves to draw families to the Las Vegas Hilton, but it may be a bit much for younger children.
The ship battle in front of Treasure Island is sure to please, as will the erupting volcano and the Secret Garden of Siegfried & Roy and Dolphin Habitat at The Mirage, and the new Shark Reef at Mandalay Bay. Ditto the various attractions at Luxor Las Vegas (the IMAX Theater, King Tut's Tomb, and simulator ride) and Cyber Speedway and Speed: The Ride at the Sahara.
Children 10 and up will love the many options for play (from high-tech to low-tech, from video wonders to actual physical activity) offered at GameWorks, as will their parents.
Of moderate interest to youngsters are the factory tours in Henderson, especially Ethel M Chocolates, though they will like the free sweets best. More educational is the Natural History Museum at UNLV, but only the reptile exhibit will really interest kids.
Appropriate shows for kids include Tournament of Kings at Excalibur, Siegfried & Roy at The Mirage, Lance Burton at the Monte Carlo, and Cirque du Soleil's Mystère at Treasure Island. As a general rule, early shows are less racy than late-night shows. All of these productions are reviewed in detail in chapter 10.
Beyond the city limits is Bonnie Springs Ranch/Old Nevada, with trail and stagecoach rides, a petting zoo, old-fashioned melodramas, stunt shootouts, a Nevada-themed wax museum, crafts demonstrations, and more. Lake Mead has great recreational facilities for family vacations. Finally, organized tours (see the next section of this chapter) to the Grand Canyon and other interesting sights in southern Nevada and neighboring states can be fun family activities. Check with your hotel sightseeing desk. Kids should also be entertained by the personalized tours offered by Creative Adventures (tel. 702/361-5565).